Monthly archive June, 2012
Ed Sheeran Working With One Direction For Their Next Album

Ed Sheeran Working With One Direction For Their Next Album

Ed famously wrote ‘Moments’ for 1D’s debut album, a song which turned out to be a firm fan favourite. ‘Moments’ was a moving song – apparently written about a dying girl whos boyfriend commits suicide because he can’t bear to be without her. Pretty tearful! Anyhow, the ginger haired crooner has revealed that he’s working...
X Factor 2012: A Day At The Manchester Auditions, And A Girl Called Lucy Spraggan

X Factor 2012: A Day At The Manchester Auditions, And A Girl Called Lucy Spraggan

The email dropped in my inbox a few weeks ago, saying that me and a guest had been lucky enough to get 2 tickets to the X Factor auditions in Manchester this June. Awesome! Having always been a fan of the show, I’d tried unsuccessfully in the past to get tickets, but it seems lady...
Battleship Review: Rihanna, With A Gun, Blasting Aliens!

Battleship Review: Rihanna, With A Gun, Blasting Aliens!

Pop stars suck as movie stars. That’s the legend. Put the biggest rapper or the baddest MC or that breakout Brit bubblegum boy-band in a movie, with a script in their fist instead of a mic, and watch all that street-cred and sheer star-power turn to a cheddar bomb with a big, big bang. From...
Justin Smacks It To A Paparazzi - "OOF! Take That You Pap!"

Justin Smacks It To A Paparazzi – “OOF! Take That You Pap!”

He’s only 18 – he couldn’t hurt a fly, surely? Well it seems that the Biebster will be paying a visit to the police when he returns back to the USA. Currently on tour across the Globe, the ‘Boyfriend’ superstar was allegedly involved in a bit of a scrap with a photographer in May, when...
Prometheus Review: Aliens, Charlize Theron Doing Press-Ups, And 'The Med Pod Scene'

Prometheus Review: Aliens, Charlize Theron Doing Press-Ups, And ‘The Med Pod Scene’

When I first heard whispers of an Alien ‘prequel’, I immediately got the Star Wars sweats and wondered if I’d risk my love affair with the xenomorph to watch it. Much like with the school reunion I cowardly skipped, I didn’t want to turn up after all this time and see the queen I’d loved...
One Direction Set To Record Own Voices For The Next Adventurous Adventures Cartoon

One Direction Set To Record Own Voices For The Next Adventurous Adventures Cartoon

It’s the smash-hit video that’s been viewed over 5 million times on YouTube, and ‘The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction’ has now received the backing of the boys themselves. The cartoon, created by Archer’s Mark Parsons, is laugh-out-loud funny, and 1D are such big fans of it that they’re keen to add their own voices...
The Dictator Review: Lesbian Hobbits And Hairy Titted Yeti's Beware!

The Dictator Review: Lesbian Hobbits And Hairy Titted Yeti’s Beware!

The King of cringe is back and with his most ambitious project yet – a fully scripted film! Known for ambushing people with his genius thought out characters like Bruno and Borat, Baron Cohen has often relied on setting up situations for his ‘victims’ to deliver the comedy gold. Well not this time, and probably...
Top Ten Topless Photos Of The Wanted - Get Your Kit Off For The Ladies

Top Ten Topless Photos Of The Wanted – Get Your Kit Off For The Ladies

We all know who The Wanted are. They’re the second biggest boyband in the world, right? Eeek, sorry Wanted Family – we know there’s a sore point there with One Direction Regardless of which band you prefer, there’s no denying that TW have some GODDAMN HOT BODIES. So we present to you, the top ten HOTTEST...
Mad Dutchman Stuffs His Dead Pet Cat, And Turns It Into A Helicopter

Mad Dutchman Stuffs His Dead Pet Cat, And Turns It Into A Helicopter

This has to be seen to be believed. Really. It’s quite possibly the most insanely ludicrous yet hilariously funny thing we’ve seen for a long time. Artist Bart Jansen’s beloved pet cat met an untimely end after a car accident, and unable to part ways from his feline friend, he decided to turn it into...